Hey kids, I am back from vacation and can't wait to download pictures, but I think I will be laying around on the couch when I am not at work (
being tossed-off a banana boat/torpedo repeatedly into a churning lake really took it out of me) so downloading will have to wait. While recovering from my vacation, I got the notion in my head that I need practical shoes, so I searched online (
laziness prevented going into a "real" store), but instead of comfy flats for work, I am completely fixated on these
Charlotte Olympia "Polly" Piped Leopard Print Calf Hair Platform Pumps:

Yeah, I know. Awesome. My inner retro-sex-kitten-business-lady-fashionista-who-color-blocks is completely in need of them, but my wallet (
they are $905) and my height (
5'10" girl with a 5" heel would makes her 6'3"-aka-nosebleed city) object strongly.
Can you please talk me out of them? What have you been eyeing lately?